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waseem
05-10-2009, 12:37 AM
Because of the strong turnout of citizens of neighboring countries and others nearby to getting GAZASTAN visa, The Ministry of Foreign Affairs state obtaining a GAZA visa (Alchenkl) need this following requires... ..


Fill out the visa application form by green pen.:D

Hundred dollars, or the gazian dinar - equivalent.. which is not available. currently.

Togel certificate:Test of gazian as a foreign language.:confused:

Picture of the face and both sides in Pakistani uniform.

Twenty different picture showing your ability to carry the following weapons - pistols, rifles, M-16, RPG, mortars, mines, homemade tank.

A passport valid for only one day.After your blessed coming you will not need it again as you will not think to go back where you were.

Comprehensive health insurance includes the following measurements ...

- Carrying capacity of your heart in cases of hearing bombings, explosions and ground attacks.

-Carrying capacity of your nervous and psychological situations as a result of continued power cuts for weeks.

-The number of miles that can you walk on foot while you smell of burning oil cook coming out from the cars due the lacking of fuel.

-Paper from the bank to show that you have no credit, you are at iron, and at the door of God.

- (كرت المؤن) and that does not compromise as you will die starving without it.

GAZA airport (the former Palestinian) inactivated by the Zionist offensive.Entrance is only available by Rafah crossing and this is also closed "not for political resons" just for improvements. :mad:


Instead, the Great GAZASTAN state provides tunnels service, and who wish to access via the tunnels should contact with our representative in Egypt-Sinai:مناحي ابو قينص :eek:

Office Address: جبل الحلال, some 1000 km from El Arish in the middle of the desert.

وادخلوها بسلام آمنين

Big brotheR
05-10-2009, 07:00 AM
brb

Sister Harb
05-10-2009, 07:25 AM
I think that is kind of joke. Maybe.

your sister by GREEN pen

:D

Palestinian
05-10-2009, 08:00 AM
what the hell ? this is the ministry of crazy people, gazian govement dont do that, i've saw them.
by the way, tunnels service is more fun than it look like.

waseem
05-10-2009, 10:59 AM
Be cool my friends,its just a joke....a critical joke aimed to political Palestinian mentality.

Big brotheR
05-10-2009, 11:19 PM
i liked your style of writing, but i liked the 'togel' best. We used to speak about 'to3el' in the past :D

alla*
05-11-2009, 05:49 AM
this is a joke of the bitter reality

Gazanz will never ever give up whatever conditions they are brought in

the foriegn gazan lg is the best
we can beat the english one
we are gazanz , u know

waseem
05-11-2009, 03:45 PM
bitter reality
Gazanz will never ever give up whatever conditions they are brought in
!!!!!
ok, I am still away of slogans

Tamara
05-11-2009, 04:08 PM
:D I loved it
bro, could I mail it to some friends??

waseem
05-11-2009, 11:41 PM
Sure you can,copy right not reserved

Palestinian
05-11-2009, 11:51 PM
!!!!!
ok, I am still away of slogans

slogans; it's french ?!
gazanz are not slang :), it's gazians, the nationality of gaza state.
all the best :)

waseem
05-12-2009, 10:52 AM
Gaza cant be promoted to be a state or homeland.It can not be also an independent political form.Gaza created to be affiliated to some wide place, as a part of homeland, as a besieged place should be open to a new horizon.
Gaza is a disaster itself, as a victim of History and Geography, lately of Fateh and Hamas due their bloody civil war to take over a miserable place called Gaza.